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John Cena Just Tag-Teamed His Hairline—and Won
After years of being roasted by WWE fans for his thinning hair, John Cena finally clapped back—with a hair transplant. Yep, he kept it real on The Pat McAfee Show, admitting he kicked off the procedure last November. “There’s no shame in that—I had a problem, I tried to fix it,” he said, laughing about the years of online dragging. Honestly? King behavior. Cena might be bald-proof now, but he’s still keeping it humble (and hilarious).
Shaq Had a Gut Feeling—Then Literally Ran With It
Live TV gold alert! During a segment of Inside the NBA, Shaquille O’Neal bolted out of the studio mid-show. Why? Nature came calling—aggressively. Turns out, Shaq’s been drinking olive oil to “clean out his gut,” and, well… mission accomplished. Kenny Smith looked confused, Charles Barkley nearly cried laughing, and Shaq? He just yelled, “Keep talking, gents!” before making his dramatic bathroom dash. Charles even threw in, “Take some matches with you!” Iconic chaos.
John Mulaney Is Going on Tour—and He’s Bringing Legends With Him
Comedian John Mulaney just dropped the mic—he’s hitting the road this June for his Mister Whatever tour, and he’s not coming alone. In a promo where he’s literally tied up in the back of a car, Mulaney announces the chaos with that signature deadpan charm. The tour runs through December, with comedy juggernauts like Jon Stewart, Pete Davidson, and Martin Short tagging along. Pre-sale kicks off April 23, so set your alarms and stretch those laugh muscles.
Slasher Fans, It’s Time: I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Back
Cue the screams—Sony just dropped the trailer for the fourth installment of I Know What You Did Last Summer, slashing its way into theaters July 18. New blood like Madelyn Cline and Chase Sui Wonders join OG scream royalty Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr. The plot? A fresh group of teens hiding a deadly secret (shocker), and yes—Hewitt’s back delivering the iconic line: “What did you do last summer?” Chills.
Toys“R”Us: The Movie. No, Seriously.
Your inner kid is about to freak out—Toys“R”Us is getting the movie treatment. Imagine Night at the Museum meets Jumanji with a splash of Barbie sparkle. The upcoming live-action adventure promises nostalgia, wild magic, and toy store mayhem like never before. No cast or date yet, but producers say it’ll capture “the boundless wonder of play.” BRB, dusting off my Geoffrey plush.
